By abercrombieef - 27/08/2009 23:57 - United States

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Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
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LadyKaya 0

FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

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kitkatkelly 0

Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

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nodbor 11

did she say who wins the most rounds?

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regalarius 0

Nothing wrong with a nice, innocent wrestling match...

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iFruit 0

Aww, kids are so innocent  Anyway OP, fyl a thousand times over. I hope you expose your husband for the cheater he is. GL!

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wazdog 4

Any reasonable person could see this coming. Either this is fake or the guy's a retard.

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zangledog 0

haha wow... someone needs to go get themselves a **** buddy xD

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Trollkiller 0

plz stop posting abt same story in different versions. we r fed up of this fake madeup ones

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kukopia 0

FML is for (and I quote the FML FAQ) "everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone" Therefore, EVERYONE is going to submit the same things... If reading similar stories doesn't interest you, then you'd better find another web site to entertain you. FML isn't JUST for YOU. That's why we ALL get to vote. I support the motion for FML to add a THIRD button. Life isn't simply black and white. I'd also like a way to banish the kids that only do lame posts.

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Dporter 0

Today, my wrestling trainer came over. Since my mat was ripped we did it on the bed, for safety. Later, a bit after my wife came home she started yelling at me for cheating on her and told me to leave! FML

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Hay_bugs_0722 0

#55 you are a pig

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DieterDerBlau 0

what about the rest of us???

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Luxen 0

Goodness, your own daughter had to tell you your husband cheat on you... that really sucks, I'm so sorry.

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