By abercrombieef - 27/08/2009 23:57 - United States

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Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
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LadyKaya 0

FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

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kitkatkelly 0

Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

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noshitsherlock 0

that really sucks. but... LMFAO this is one of the funniest FMLs I've read!!!!! Wrestling buddy!?!!

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thegate 0

you have to practice otherwise you won't get better

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Medea_FTW 0

YDI for wasting our time and yours whining on FML when you should be closing out your joint accounts, leaving your husband without money to pay for his *****, and tracking down Melinda to smash her face in with an iron. STFU, grow a set, and kick some ass! Goddamn.

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blalien 0

I kind of have to agree. "I just found out my husband is cheating on me. I'd better go post this to a random bunch of people on the Internet!"

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Puolukka 4

You do know that all FMLs have to start with "Today", right?! o.O So while she was posting this they may already have been in the middle of the divorce or already divorced...

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possumisawesome 0

Yeah, a FML was posted yesterday and the OP said in the comments that it had actually happened three years ago. Maybe this happened a week ago, after she dealt with her husband and his wrestling buddy, or a year. Or maybe she found the need to post it to random internet people first :p

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DieterDerBlau 0

How is a woman gonna GROW A SET??? They can't even fake those in on sex changes... Moron. Next, you'll be telling her to "man up", right?

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Vaetrus 0

#60. I never thought of that. They could already be divorced or in the process and the FML is how the husband got a new "wrestling" buddy right away. It doesn't mention if daddy lives with mommy or if they are even still married.

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Roberto_66 0

I'd say you deserve it for marrying somebody so stupid, but man that sucks haha.

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amatayo 0

kids got to love how they understand nothing at all

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kukopia 0

To bad you're not smart enough to reply to # 35...

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whiskeyloverrrr 0

Too bad you're not smart enough to use the right "too"

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plexico 3

I hope Dad had the door closed when he gave Melinda the ol' Pile Driver!

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plexico 3

Does anyone use the term "piles" for "hemorrhoids" anymore? If they did, they might enjoy the comment above.

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monnanon 13

haha...you've made my day with that comment :D

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

oh no stone cold stunner! its over, its over, we have a new champion

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startafire 0

Did she mention that they were wrestling in the nude?

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NaziZombie 0

Today, my daughter told my wife i had a wrestling partner. Now i have to tell my wife that my daughter lied and in actuality i am havig an affair. Dang it. FML.

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