By abercrombieef - 27/08/2009 23:57 - United States

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Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
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LadyKaya 0

FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

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kitkatkelly 0

Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

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liveandletlive89 0

I think you should wrestle Melinda yourself.

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honne_tatemae 9

It's not Melinda's fault OP's husband is a scumbag. Whenever someone cheats people always blame the other man/woman for 'leading them astray' or whatever. But really the only person the OP can blame is her husband.

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Emo_Lover 0

Dam if I was u I would kick him out for good he not worth it u deserve better then hi If he is really doing that to u.

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she_says 0

i mean at least they were thinking about safetty first by wrestling on the bed, right?

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Xdanicat 0

I'm rarely a bitch in my comments, but I'm gonna put YDI just because you put your name as abercrombief. They have nice but overpriced clothing and shitty staff.

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justbea777 0

so your really gonna say ydi because of where she shops? . . . you're stupid.

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Xdanicat 0

lol, are you serious? It's not called stupidity when it's so trivial. It's FML and anything goes. There's even a group of infamous trolls here that deserve more insults than me.

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Sgt_Pineapple 0

She deserved to be cheated on because she buys her clothes somewhere that you don't like? Harsh.

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sublime93 0

Don't be jealous #30 cuz your economic stability doesn't permit you to shop there :p

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daniigiirl 0

awwwww poor you can't afford their clothes T_T FYL for being an ignorant troll

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Elargentino15 0

bahahah someone cant afford A&F and is mad about it... XD

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likeOMGwow 0

so if the clothes are nice...theyre probably not that overpriced. besides, abercrombie actually isnt that expensive for most stuff lol and the staff is not the same in every store

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rickolette 0

WTF??? HOW does that have anything to do with what she posted?

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hk_fml 9

Oh shit. That's so terrible. I hope you make a good decision with this.

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null_fml 11

You need to put a stop to this!!! Sure wrestling on the bed seems safer 'cause it's softer, but just wait till one of them falls off and breaks an ankle!

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redheadfreak929 0

Whoa Whoa Whoa u people r missing the most important thing here, did he pin her or did she pin him :PPP?

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DameGreyWulf 0

Show him how well you wrestle wielding a splintering broom handle.

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buckeye_12 0

what the hell kind of person would do that with the daughter in the house? well i mean what the hell kind of person would do that period, but still...

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ohmygoodnex 0

37 took the words out of my mouth. OP: 1. Buy a baseball bat 2. Hit spouse 3. Repeat 4. Don't get caught 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!!!!

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