By abercrombieef - 27/08/2009 23:57 - United States

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Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
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LadyKaya 0

FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

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kitkatkelly 0

Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

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LadyAlathia 0

Set up a fake dr's appointment, then tell him you tested positive for syphilis. Get them both at once.

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Mc09toofine 0

um.... #63 do you honestly think thats believable???..... you need help .....and ur an idiot

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screwtaylor 0

I think that's a very good way to 'wrestle'. Safety first. That's actually a sexy roleplay to do.

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hahathatsux 0

is that so? we should meet somewhere lolz jk

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Vaetrus 0

I like how your name is accurate. :]

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JEK0418 0

You three should have a triple threat match.

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kukopia 0

Best to act like you don't know or even suspect... as you collect evidence for your divorce and arrainge your finances to your advantage. Sell everything of real value to a trusted friend for a nominal amount like $100. Hand his lawyer a $50 and request a reciept.

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annamg 0

That really sucks. And even worse, he was enough of a selfish asshole to do it with your child at home! I smell divorce...

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

aw. im sorry. that douchebag.

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Vicklovespuppies 0

At least they do it safe so they won't get hurt!

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