By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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LittleSweetBean 0

Did I see this on Deviantart?! o.O

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giggletildeath 0

it may not be as bad as you think it is. it could mean the position in rugby

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Nicole76137 0

well my 3 yr old cousin went to pre k and said when I grow up I wanna be a hoe

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Riboflavin_dildo 4

well at least she has some sort of expectations

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prettygeek_fml 0

That's not something I would be happy to hear. Maybe you should keep her away from Barbie...just for a while.

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hfifuuxuwhxifi 0

can you give me her # when shes 18???

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bms1996 12

how does she even know what that is?I didn't know till I was in like 5th or 6th grade!!

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mastersmurf 13

This post just made my day, also the illustration is brilliant

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