Kids: Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them...

By TiredMum - 16/10/2013 13:33 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough for the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 16:17 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

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By I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

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Masters of mischief

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Salem

Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML

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Goals!

By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville

Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like to have when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML

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By nosestealer - 07/07/2013 21:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

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By ScaredDad - 02/05/2019 12:00

Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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By pigtails - 16/01/2013 12:21 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML

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BellaBear90 27

Wednesday 16 October 2013 18:49

Smart cookies :)

pam241 15

Wednesday 16 October 2013 18:49

Genius kids you got there

Comments

thick_lesbo 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:10

I love it!! These are the things parenthood are made of!! They will stop as soon as it stops working...ie u stop going to the door lol... But I hope u enjoy the moment

NUMANUMAMAN 5

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:10

gta 5 cookie heist

sarcasticlover 30

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:12

smart girls you got there!better watch out

SuperMew 22

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:12

At least your children are smart enough to know how to work the system.

cha2010chi 10

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:14

bright side, teamwork

ChloeKissyface44 9

Wednesday 16 October 2013 19:15

How did a five year old get outside to ring the doorbell?

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 16 October 2013 21:04

Open the door, reach out, press doorbell and go back inside. It isnt difficult, and if the mom is on the second floor, she wont hear the door open and shut if the kids are quiet enough.

MasqueradePrince 25

Wednesday 16 October 2013 21:22

A kitchen on the second floor?

monnanon 13

Wednesday 16 October 2013 21:56

its possible. i lived in a house that had bedrooms downstairs and the living room upstairs. the kitchen coukd concievably be upstairs too in some arrrangements.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 17 October 2013 5:51

You dont even need to step foot outside to ring a doorbell. The doorbell is almost always located within arms reach.

Goblin182 26

Thursday 17 October 2013 14:13

If Mom's on the second floor why would they need to distract her with the doorbell?

ChloeKissyface44 9

Thursday 17 October 2013 17:41

If a five year old child is unsupervised and able to open the front door they can't exactly be trusted to only reach out and ring the door bell. They are not old enough to go outside alone.