By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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enonymous 8

You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

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denvan 0

Get those earwax cooking lessons started

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insanesna1l 0

I believe in smacking kids but in this case a simple "well from now on you can cook your own food" should suffice

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Thebluesteel1 3

perhaps take the hint and learn to cook?

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CardMaster1992 0

I know, right? stop cooking crappy meals and learn how to cook. or else just buy pre-made meals. or go out.

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Niki0308 0

Uh......ewww just that. Leave it at that. 'But-' 'LEAVE IT!' 

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sourgirl101 28

Iron Chef's secret ingredient.

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heavenleigh85 5

it's not her fault you can't cook. there are only 2 types of honest people in the world , drunks and children. f her life for having to eat her ear wax cuz the food u made was horrible poor thing

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Doortje 29

Sounds like something my brother would do. And it would probably be true, too. Work on your cooking, woman!

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twister21_fml 0

mmmhh mmmhh good!!!!! NEW RECIPE! EARWAX!!!! :]

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Xpensive 0

what were you cooking??? and how bad did you mess it up?

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trollprideworldw 0

Yea, you should just stick to the happy meals.

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