By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 02:35 - United States

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Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Grandma: "Honey, there's no such things as ghosts. That's just mommy getting laid" ^Now there's an FML ;)

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gabbielove 0

the kid is learning about sex at a young age. haha

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mistired 0

skroal is a fag and no one likes him

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Arsonnist 3

Don't speak for me! I like everyone.

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Son_of_Helghan 0

no. skroal is cooler than you

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dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

nope didn't read far enough! disregard my earlier comment! sorry skroal, but you suck.

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JayColt 0

38 - First of all, that's impossible Secondly, Peach Cobbler

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sweetdreams20 0

at least you know you have a healthy sexual relationship

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srunano 4

agreed, now she just needs to scream into the pillow so her daughter won't hear. :)

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sourgirl101 28

Grandma: "Honey, there's no such things as ghosts. That's just mommy getting laid" ^Now there's an FML ;)

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clemsongirl13 0

Hey I just wanted to say you sound like a AWESOME person.

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MoJoThundRpants 0

question: where do babbys come from?

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purplemnm 9

you came out of your mother's ******.

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Spastastic 6

They need to do way instain mother>

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BonJovi821 3

who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant fright back?

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Spastastic 6

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids.

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sourgirl101 28

Hey Goodguys. I guess we both don't sleep early do we? 'Cause I know it's 3:43 am where you are.(;

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tigercoon 12

That's ******* hilarious! Ps. #30 I hate you!

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BubbaCatLove 0

Shut the hell up, OP. This isn't an FML. This is shit kids do. Grow a pair, k?

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