By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 02:35 - United States

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Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Grandma: "Honey, there's no such things as ghosts. That's just mommy getting laid" ^Now there's an FML ;)

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Luunatic 13

woops ttht was my old account. I'm miszxchristy btw

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tarynshay551 3

that means my house is haunted too. lol

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PanteraRules 0

I got to watch ghost busters because of this. they should have an episode of ghost hunters in the house while the ghost is active

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Son_of_Helghan 0

Why is every fml from Arkansas somehow related to sex?

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derschadenfreude 5

hey, 74, they can't be at klan meetings *all* the time

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Son_of_Helghan 0

True, but I'm from Arkansas. but I have lots of Klan members

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Son_of_Helghan 0

*I have seen lots of Klan members

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Barrientos432 5

Hah! :] ilove making fun of the handicapped. Oh wait! imean women..:P *x2...probably gunna get shit fer sayin that..* :]

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ladyida 0

Funniest thing ever! lol My boyfriend actually got bribed by his parents when he was a kid because he always came into their bedroom at night because of the "bear" in the house. He got 100 Norwegian kroner (20 or so dollars) if he stayed in his bed for a week even if he heard the "bear".

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VickyG17 4

Oh man, you should really keep it down..after a few times, and when the kid's gonna get older, that would be seriously annoying! believe me, unfortunately for me, I know :@

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perdix 29

Now, the kid is going to believe in two things that don't really exist: Ghosts and female orgasms! ;)

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