Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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You deserved it 18 321

By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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You deserved it 6 402

By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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You deserved it 13 652

By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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You deserved it 26 178

Damarys 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

rssffff08 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

crest white strips work miracles

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Mustcomment 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:42

Ahah, what a jerk. I hope you slapped him or something?

Lucicx0 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:45

the truth hurts but its only going to help you :)

CandyLolita 0

Monday 25 May 2009 10:02

@17, yes that is true! Don't worry, OP. Yellow teeth are stronger, did you know that? :)

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:06

I agree with #21. They make a really good point. That guy was a jerk and you should find someone better. All these people telling you that you need to brish your teeth are just ass holes. They all need to go **** themselves.

medfoe 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:23

Hopefully, that guy will wake up and realize he's not the authority on prettiness, and he's not that awesome. That he would say that makes him a loser. Still, bleaching your teeth is supposed to give amazing results if you want them white.

momo12358 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 17:02

lol its a classic pick up tactic... mind u not well executed but he's probably in to you...

wish_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:42

Lmao at people saying YDI for having yellow teeth, damn where's the sympathy?...........I agree tho

bellababesurfer 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:16

Just because some ppl are defedive to her DOES NOT mean that they have yellow teeth. #21 I agree.! I'm defeansive&i don't hve yello teeth.

regenerate 19

Friday 4 April 2014 5:10

are you even capable of forming coherent sentences?

elliekinslurvsya 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:49

god damn i'm so sick of reading comments on FMLs like this that say "brush your teeth!!" just because her teeth are yellow doesn't mean she doesn't brush them!! why are people so IGNORANT?