Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking...

By Lady_Luck - 25/03/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 01:06 - United States

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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Field recordings

By Stress - 06/02/2020 14:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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You deserved it 8 620

By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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WTF VHS?

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 04:02 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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foamsinmouth 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:18

If you're filming the football practice how could you not know it was recording your voice as well? That's called stupidity. :P

Excellence 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:19

You idiots. Did you just assume that the camera would be polite and not eavesdrop on your conversation?

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mfed1120 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:42

haha sounds what the cheerleaders at my highschool did a few years ago. ya sry about that but that isnt so bad.

braFTW 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:43

You have no one to blame but yourselves..

PonTiFeX 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:43

The type of girls that would stand there and talk about who they'd screw on the football team are generally shallow, blonde airheads who wouldn't know intelligence if it smacked them in the face. Definately a move one of those types would pull. *Claps sarcastically* Bravo slutface.

Humperdick 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 5:08

Definitely*

Asphyxiated_ 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:45

#25 Its a rule of FML to put 'Today,' in the post. OP, YDI.

ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:45

depending on if you're guys or girls, this situation can be way worse lol..

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:09

great insight. this does not come from experience, I hope?

Jcsati8 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:45

#34, they were filming it so it could be shown to the football team.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:48

HURR DURR THE CAMERA CAN'T HEAR THE PERSON HOLDING IT HURR DERP

gingerspice 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:49

I hope you're in Europe...American football isn't practicing now.

CPP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:50

Nice to know that you can't even hide the fact that you got this from someone else. It ran in Seventeen magazine a few months ago. If you're gonna bother to make up a story, at least make it something original. I definitely agree with number 37. Stupid attention *****.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:50

What I want to know is, how many guys did you claim for yourself? Did it sound like "I would do Jimmy, Billy, Eric, Sammy, Johnny, Caleb, Andy, Ralph, and maybe Horacio."