Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking...

By Lady_Luck - 25/03/2009 19:31 - United States

Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 01:06 - United States

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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Field recordings

By Stress - 06/02/2020 14:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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WTF VHS?

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 04:02 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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foamsinmouth 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:18

If you're filming the football practice how could you not know it was recording your voice as well? That's called stupidity. :P

Excellence 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:19

You idiots. Did you just assume that the camera would be polite and not eavesdrop on your conversation?

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:30

I applaud the original writer of that story. They not only failed to realise how a simple piece of technology worked, but in doing so managed to expose themselves as shallow-minded *****. But the best part is, a few lucky guys or more got a huge ego boost in the process. Why bother learning to talk to girls and how to behave around them if you can bang them anyway, right?

scalenehourglass 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:30

they should make a "you ****** your life" button

GabriLee 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:31

74... What are you, 12?

thatguy0602 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:33

What? Video AND sound recorded by a camcorder? Jeepers, that's some newfangled technology! We're not in the 1920s anymore! It's in color too! YDI.

whaddup_sir 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:34

Seriously #74 , learn how to spell , type , and use correct punctuation and English , and then come back to visit . Until then , GTFO .

babaa_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:36

This is definitly fake Football practice in the end of march sure.... A word to the wise: if you are going to make something up, atleast make it seem believable

alex_vik 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:37

#80 and #82 - Ok, you guys are pissing me off. Do you not even use the web besides this site? Go spend an hour on encyclopediadramatica.com, then talk to me.

pikachu_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:43

Haha. Wow. That was stupid. But it doesnt make you a **** at all, girls are allowed to have hormones and talk about guys the same way guys are so permitted, if not encouraged, to do the say the same things about girls. This sounds like something that would happen to me and my friend, lord forbid...

GabriLee 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:44

84. Do we really live in an age where our education and language skills come from Encyclopediadramatica.com? Do you ever leave your house, considering you search the web enough to adapt your speech to suit the internet?