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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:35

TOUCHDOWN!

X3liteXHunterX 12

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:35

Gotta love homeless people!

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Sickkid97 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:30

Fake and gay

76transam 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 21:33

That sucks but it is pretty funny

taydeezy 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:04

u shouldve ran after em... he probably isnt homeless... just is struggling dad tryna get his son/girl a gift for his/her bday

kaitisgrait 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:32

hahaha he's homeless... he needs to amuse himself somehow! that does suck though!

topaz8star 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 3:02

Dafuq did I just read.

acetheone 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 6:09

laughing like a maniac.lol. the mental picture am getting is hilarious. class..... wait for it....... sick.

8bitRendition 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:58

Oh.... I meant to return the ball, sorry...

nani_rox 9

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:16

Yea and how the hell does a hobo have a computer or iPhone????

KatieKupcake4195 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:05

At least you guys have something in common: You both like football :)

aRandomLazyLoser 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:23

Holy crap, that's weird

lumoloxi 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:15

i love hobos! that must have been hilarious!

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