Love: Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%....

By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 18:33 - Canada

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:24 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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By Jokkim - 20/06/2016 18:24 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML

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By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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By Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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Saturday 9 October 2010 1:12

An 85? That's not that great. Most people I know get above 95.

tigrouficele2012 44

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:21

If she's impressed by an 85, clearly she's the dumb one.

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cherrycoke789 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:38

it would have been funnier if the teacher asked those questions lloll

danab_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:54

since when does an 85% make u smart? 95 and up is the good stuff.

ClumsyJason 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:45

85 is pretty good. But 90 and up would be woahh! But to me, provincial standard which is 75 is alright.

ClumsyJason 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:48

NERD.

evilcartman 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:51

wow lame fml

CodingSquirrel 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:07

The fact that they have to ask you how you got the grade you did completely invalidates any insult to your intelligence.

missysangel 4

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:18

85 sux!!!!!! ur not smart at all

Akazuki 26

Monday 23 July 2012 1:45

Says the arrogant bitch that can't spell for shit ... -.-

zachjack 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:42

an 85 isn't even good

meglit702 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:01

85% isn't smart.

bassdredd 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:04

85 isn't actually that good...

joekr 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 5:25

not worth an fml..

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