Love: Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%....

By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 18:33 - Canada

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

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Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:24 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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By Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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Saturday 9 October 2010 1:12

An 85? That's not that great. Most people I know get above 95.

tigrouficele2012 44

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:21

If she's impressed by an 85, clearly she's the dumb one.

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hghiPigh 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:08

you got 85 % and consider yourself smart? sad.

sk8erd 15

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:25

don't worry about I do terrible on tests and good on quizzes and I ain't smart

cgchamp89 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:36

LOL

tookietookie123 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:50

Hah I got a 100% on my World history benchmark... Now that's smart!!! And I did absolutely no studying or no cheating...

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:03

85... that could be an awesome score... "bragging smart"... possibly... It depends on the class AND the teacher... I took linear algebra in college.. had a 78 based on a curve... that was a FAILING grade... and that class was a bitch and the prof was tough.... I studied my ass off and scored a near perfect final and ended up with a 84... a C-...... so it's subjective.... next time tell her " jam it where the sun doesn't shine or do better at it than me before u open your pie-hole!!"

holymolyconoly 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:00

I bet ur a dumb f***k

Leke59 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:05

WOW I have a friend like that who thinks she's the smartest thing out there and that everyone else is DUMB compared to her. Truth is, she's a whiny bitch whose been spoiled her whole life and has as much common sense as a spoon. Not to mention she's all for the "dumb blonde" look, which is ironic when she makes it out to be that she's so 'smart'. Sorry I ranted for a bit there.....