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By Myriam - 22/03/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML

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Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

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z_vet 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:18

Laptop is a very personal thing, like a lingerie i must say. Why to give it to anyone at all? Find the bitch and smack her down.

hidude12 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:32

funny how you start it off with "my friend" she doesnt sound too friendly

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HeyyyBrahhh 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:45

Hope you'll get it back soon.

soonerfan 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:46

Yeah if she's your friend, then why didn't you know she moved to Detroit? That bitch sellin yo laptop on 8 mile!

rosiegrewup 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:58

Report it stolen. Seriously, your "friend" is a thief and has no intention of returning it to you.

Dboy23 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:06

Wow, uhm I live in Detroit, shall I find her for you? Do you know where her mom lives.

emmaaa_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:09

shit dickmove.

helen__fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:11

Lmfao @ #22. So true, so true.. I wouldn't expect it back if I were you. Call the police ASAP. I don't even let my brother use my laptop!

_comic_ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:11

She would have had to be a close enough friend, for you to even consider letting her borrow her laptop. How did you not know she was moving with her mom? And yeah, no offense, she's a bitch.

frozen_heart 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:27

I'll track the bitch down! I'm guessing she's not your friend anymore. I guess for her "borrow" means "steal". It coulda been a spur of the moment thing for her to go live with her mom. She might not even really move there especially not if it's detroit.

ammali 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:29

Aye that's theft, cut and dry. Figured she wasn't going to see you again and decided to nick your laptop? Call the police, definitely.

EverWatcher 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:29

1) Did she say for how long she wanted to borrow it (even if it was a lie)? 2) Did she say where she was going (even if she didn't mention the reason)? If both of those are answered "yes", maybe hunt her down and beat her with a sharp stick. If either answer is "no", kill her. /not serious