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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Katt1 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:06

Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.

MisfireCU 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:09

Somebody has serious trust issues.

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MissNae 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:11

I kind of hope he slapped you back and said "Half-sister, please meet my Ex-girlfriend", but even more instead of slapping you I hope he had you charged with assault.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:29

i'm guessing.. he dumped your ass right? YDI who's the bitch noww.

PimpDaddyT 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:33

sooo. as long as a guy is dating you he can't ever have dinner with a female? Can he talk to a female? how about look at them? i'd say it's FML FOR YOUR BF

Bucky_Fellini 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:33

Good for him in a sense - you showed your true colours. Now he knows you're a complete psycho and can dump you and try and find someone sane.

samusfox 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:34

YDI he should've punched you and been like "who's the bitch now?".

wikifoo 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:37

who's the bitch ?

OverEnthusiast 0

Monday 13 July 2009 15:37

...nice. Way to be a possessive immature insecure crazy bitch... at least CALL him or wait till he gets home, don't go and make a scene. YDI more than anyone I've ever seen. Ugh. >.>