Miscellaneous: Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she...

By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By Mikey - 26/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:24

Seek help.

Kylias 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:33

"That sucks, just don't wear mini shorts no more, th... the...n... won't... t... f... bjorkbjorkbjork."

Comments

jon214thab 0

Friday 31 December 2010 0:09

You talk about maturity, then end your comment with that.

Ninjafriends 1

Friday 31 December 2010 0:15

Isn't it a bit cold to be wearing a short skirt in the UK right now?

MrScholl 4

Friday 31 December 2010 7:58

In the UK, women are required to wear skirts/mini skirts to school. It is formal wear and uniform.

Gosurori_Otaku 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:10

No, it's not. If you have to wear a skirt as part of a uniform then it's supposed to be around knee-length, give or take a few inches. Unless you're a kissogram or a stripper. And besides, most places will either allow women to wear trousers or prefer that trousers are worn.

angrynegro7 16

Friday 31 December 2010 0:55

Did you have on clean underwear?

xMafia 0

Friday 31 December 2010 0:55

Hey, as long as you're hot...

varkey 7

Friday 31 December 2010 1:51

at least you were wearing underwear... right? RIGHT??

TaylorTheBoss 4

Friday 31 December 2010 2:53

Kids....

jansdo 1

Friday 31 December 2010 2:58

never scream when your naked in public unless you want a larger audience. Bet you loved it.

MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Friday 31 December 2010 4:15

So don't wear a short skirt...? I'm pretty sure she was hinting that..

fakEwOrLD 0

Friday 31 December 2010 5:16

lol I used to have this friend in high school who taught it was funny to pull girls shorts down when we were in P.E. ....lets hope you were wearing panties!