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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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lmmmr 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:13

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

Katzilla_dances 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:51

YDI for doing pot

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bangscr3w 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 9:02

what a dick

Jbiebs82 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:42

You should have came clean in the first place then bitch

SwagLikeMe 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 5:38

Rofl.So you ******* idiots think it's RIGHT to do something illegal? it may me a bad law, which I'm not commenting on. All I'm saying is that it's wrong to regularly do something that is ****** up and against the law. Now sit, faggots.

Inuyasha1770 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:51

well you probably shouldn't have done something illegal in the first place dumbass. then you couldn't get in trouble for it.

shotgunhr 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 22:02

weed has a very high Seth rate in America.what's wrong with it is that you get high, kill brain cells, and do idiot crap. safest substance my ass.

glitchedgamer 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 19:28

How bout this: don't smoke the shit

kutiekathy 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 13:25

YDI for smoking pot, if your friend is decent enough to come clean and turn his life around than you're lucky that he's trying to make you do the same, asshole -.-