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I really love how people on here say they smoke weed and have a 4.0 or above. In today's world, you REALLY think it's that difficult to have a 4.0? Especially if that's your weighted GPA, it's really not that hard to achieve. I take all honors and AP classes and there are quite a few people who I have several classes with who cannot spell and botch basic grammar (such as "you're" and "your" or "there," "they're" and "their"). So YOU'RE sadly mistaken if you think having a 4.0 means you're a genius. For the record, I've never studied for a test in my life and my weighted GPA is a 5.3 (then again, I have a photographic memory). Teachers let students slide by and get grades they don't deserve. And you know what? It's not fair to the people who do deserve them and are actually learning something. Not to say that anyone who smokes pot isn't working hard and doesn't deserve their grades, I'm simply saying that there are people who achieve high marks without really earning them, so your grades don't necessarily demonstrate the effort you put in or your intelligence. Now that I've covered that, I have friends, good friends, that smoke pot. Quite a few of them take it upon themselves to make everyone around them who doesn't use feel like ignorant assholes. And most of the people they do this to don't drink or smoke cigarettes either. Regardless of your views on the legality and effects of marijuana, no one should ever be made to feel like a lesser person because they choose not to use a substance. Regardless of whether that substance be marijuana, alcohol, or tobacco.
YOU need to get off your high horse. I don't know about your school, but most schools the highest GPA you can get is a 4.3 and thats all A+'s in everything, so I'm not entirely sure where your 5.3 is coming from. Just because your school lets students slide by doesnt mean all schools do. At the one i just graduated from if you didnt do the work you lost 10% credit for each day it was late, and even if you waited until it was worth no points you still had to hand it in or you'd get an incomplete. Also, spelling is no show of intelligence. I know people that can spell who are complete idiots, and I know some very smart people who can't spell at all.
same ******* thing happened to me, life sucks.
LOL bunch of squids
YDI for smoking pot! You're lucky his parents told yours. at least it didn't kill you! that would've been a hell of an autopsy report. doctor/surgeon- "hello, . turns out he didn't die of natural causes...he smoked pot for a long time." parents- when did he start smoking it? doc- about *insert time started*. rents- wasn't that when the neighbor kid started? doc- yeah, 'cept his lungs are balck. he's not dead.
wow you're dumb. nobody in the history of the world has ever died from pot usage. know why? its impossible. pot is actually good for you in certain conditions its less addicting than alcohol and cigarettes and not as bad for you.
368 get YOUR facts straight. Marijuana does not cause lung cancer, in fact it helps decrease the size of tumors in patients with lung cancer. To everyone: marijuana is a plant. Anything else your parents or your government told you, just forget about it. It's a plant, always has been always will. It was an accepted medicine even in America, before aspirin was invented marijuana was the main pain reliever we knew about. Fast forward to now and we have kids whose parents have told them marijuana is a drug, marijuana is bad for you. It's a plant, one with medical properties, and every ignorant and narrowminded individual who posted on this FML can suck a fat dick.
ur fault for smokin'
Drugs are bad. mmmm kay.
WOW FYL big time. His parents seem like assholes seriously! They shouldn't have called your parents, they should have just worried about their own son. If I was that kids parents I would have been like "Well no more hanging out with him", I would never get you in trouble. I feel bad cause your friends parents seem like idiots. FYL, FYL indeed.
YDI for smoking weed.
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"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
YDI for doing pot