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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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lmmmr 0

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

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mas19 0

let's see... ydi for using pot?

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brumfielddd5 0

hahaahhahaha. you people are all ridiculous...fighting about FML's.... you guys need to get out more. seriously. (:

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jal_8_jal 0

YDI for doing pot and getting caught FYL that sux that he would tell on u

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cxal_fml 0

If you think the problem is that you got caught, and not that you are using pot, You've got some much bigger troubles than having your parents know whats going on

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603050294 0

Your friend should have stuck to confessing his own deeds. The only benefit of throwing you under the bus was to use peer pressure as an excuse.

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SpazTheGreat 14

People who automatically think casual smokers have a huge problem that they apparently need to go to rehab and counseling for, need to get out of their sheltered little boxes and learn something about the world. http://deoxy.org/wiki/Life,_Liberty,_and_the_Pursuit_of_Cannabis

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ZDrache 0

You know why weed's illegal? Because it "makes negroes think they're as good as white men[sic]." It makes white women want to **** negroes and listen to "satanic Jazz music[sic]" So WHY is it still illegal, even though intelligent people don't give a crap about interracial relationships, music or what OTHER PEOPLE CHOOSE TO DO TO THEMSELVES? OP's friend should have confessed for himself, not for his friend. That is such a betrayal of trust.

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topflight1001 0

Are you his ******* therapist? You had that coming

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BohemianThespian 0

245- I have never drank, smoked cigs, or done any sort of drugs before. Sorry, but there are exceptions to every rule. And for all those people out there saying pot is okay, its not that bad, ect: SHUT THE HELL UP I don't care what you say about pot or its "positive" effects or how its "not that bad," keep in mind IT'S STILL ILLEGAL! If you even have it in your possession, you're screwed with the law! It's not legalized, so deal with the fact that doing it is wrong no matter what excuses you make for it and get over yourselves. YDI for doing an illegal substance. YDI for being an idiot. YDI, end of discussion.

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SpazTheGreat 14

It isn't "wrong" just because it's illegal. Governmental law and personal morality are never the same, and never should be the same. Nor should one ever have deciding factor over the other.

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DoctorManhattan 0

Wow. So, if it were legal to kill black people I guess that would make it okay to do, then, because LEGALITY EQUALS MORALITY, right? And because it's legal, we should KEEP IT THE LAW, right? Because THE LAW IS THE LAW and if we changed the law then that would mean that the law WASN'T right and... oops, try not to think too hard about this because your head's probably going to explode. Seriously, it's people like you that make living on this planet ******* unbearable most of the time.

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