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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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lmmmr 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:13

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

Katzilla_dances 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:51

YDI for doing pot

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kukopia 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:58

It's okay. You'll make a lot of new friends in jeuvie. They'll help you 'repay' your old friend.

goldsnake 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:59

You deserve it 100% dont do pot, never wouldve happened hope you got the beat down good sir

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:08

Because one's personal pot usage is SOOOO harmful to everybody else. Oh no, somebody call the whaaaambulance!

SkyBirdy 5

Monday 2 April 2012 5:37

Weed is the best.

tcooperrider 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:02

thats not even that bad. if it didnt have such a negative stigma surrounding it there wouldn't be a problem. its good that your parents know. be proud about smoking pot, man.

Taubin 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:04

YDI Try quitting the pot, and get a good job... IF you can these days... Doing drugs is really dumb now, especially if you need a job. Hell, you have college grads that are fighting for jobs flipping burgers, you really think they will take a pothead over one of those people?

flex_able 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:10

lol potheads consentrate more, i am one and i have an AMAZING job and you wouldnt even know to look at me. the grads should try it sometime, maybe it will help them. so yes they WILL take a pot head over those...haha got a love the world we live. everyone needs a vice!

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:12

That's hilarious...yet, you can't spell "concentrate".

lmmmr 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:15

#17 has a very good point. Felony drug charges are going to make life impossible for anyone these days. And #23 is lame. Concentrate.

anoymousjoe 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:38

haha he also thinks ADVICE is pronounced and spelled as a vice

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:45

actually i think they meant a vice teh way it actually was written. vice as in not a virtue. lol

jnic 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:43

LOL. you've never heard the word "vice"? I love it when people fail trying to point out fail that isn't there.

mmmmeghan 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:02

Um I just got a college degree and am also a pothead. Which category do I fall under?

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:10

Because everybody who smokes pot is guaranteed to be unsuccessful right?

flex_able 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:06

no need to prove anything, lol it was an s instead of c BIG DEAL!! so isnt it ironic. hehe

flex_able 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:19

the point was the point...NOT the spelling LOL because you still understood what i meant.

cheertigers 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:07

all of you peoplewho think smoking weed is cool or healthy, yall are stupid!

Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:22

"People" and "who" are two words. "Yall" isn't all that good a term to use when calling anyone stupid either. Hello Kettle? This is the Pot, can you guess what color you are? :D FYL

aznbillybob4sho 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:19

hey "yall" I think smoking weed is stupid! LOL FYL!!!

dommosoh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:08

Nice friend you have there.

scarletclaw 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 0:30

Sorry but I'm confused. Does OP do pot or was his friend just trying to get him in deep shit?

nonotme 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:09

Pot's not good for you, but it's not really that bad for you either- no worse than alcohol or nicotine FYL, beat the shit out of your "friend".

failsatlife6 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:11

maybe you shouldn't do drugs. YDI.

meshee03 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 11:58

pot isn't a drug dummyyyy

bagginzy 14

Monday 16 May 2011 8:09

Marijuana, in its most common form, is a psychoactive drug. Dummmmyyy. Don't bother with the whole "Weed is not a drug" argument, it's pathetic.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 4:21

@meshee. pot is a narcotic. it's an addiction. henceforth it's a drug.

lmmmr 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:13

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.