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Hot damn FML is quite judgmental
Thats ****** that your friend threw you under the bus like that... and to all you that are on here saying how ****** up all the ppl that smoked weed are, look around. more people than you think smoke. the top of my graduating class smoked weed and had a 3.9 And to add it was decriminalized.... that shows that more people voted YES on question 2!!!
And you know what else I've noticed about people who are so against pot? Often they are the same people dead set on no gun control in America, because they should be a free people. That's always stunned me. You should be free to carry a weapon which is designed to take a persons life, but you shouldn't be allowed to use a substance on your own body which has less damaging effects, to yourself and others. America is so messed up.
Kick the shit outa ur friend then quit smoking weed
dude...nothing sucks harder than getting busted by someone else, especially when you didn't do anything. always deny, deny, deny. Until your parents offer to light up with ya :) And for all you judgmental haters, why don't you get your own ******* life? If he wants to smoke weed, then let him. Don't call him a stupid piece of shit. It's a plant. You smoke it when it grows. In fact, people have been for thousands of years. Benjamin Franklin used to strip down to the nude to smoke. It's much, much better for one than drinking the brain/liver destroying beer or smoking a cancer stick. I hope everyone of you nay sayers gets hit by a drunk. The same drunk, actually. Put your bibles away because we're tired of listening to your propaganda bullshit.
You are so full of shit it's not funny. First of all, it doesn't matter that it's a "plant". So what? Nightshade is a plant, why don't you go ahead and ingest that? How about poison ivy or angel's trumpet? Stop using that argument because it's complete bullshit. And sure weed may be somehow "better" than drinking, but NOT drinking so regularly or even at all is even better than that. And lastly... I see no one spouting any religious bullshit except pot supporters. They're the ones claiming that all of God's green earth is for us to use as we please, so go ahead and figure out what you're talking about and get back to us later, alright? Thanks.
alright i agree weed should be legal, and i know conservatives/christians/anti-pot people fall under the same category frequently, but I'm CHRISTIAN, and I believe pot should be LEGAL, like I said before. leave the Bible out of this. thanks.
well, you two shouden't have done druges in the first place. RI
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Agree with number 2, you deserve it for doing it in the first place. It's illegal for a reason.
Really? Do you know what that reason is? Please, educate me. Because, from what I've learned, weed is illegal because politicians and people in positions of power used their influence to make it illegal for their own purposes, mainly monetary gain (After all, that's what politics is all about right? Follow the money.) Harry Anslinger, one of said politicians, saw the Bureau of Narcotics as a career opportunity, but since cocaine and opiates wouldn't be enough to build his agency, he latched onto marijuana and worked towards making it illegal on a federal level. He was assisted in his propaganda making by William Randolph Hearst, who wanted to protect his interests in the timber industry that supported his newspaper chain (hemp can be used for paper, and it has many other helpful uses). Today, it remains illegal, and a large amount of the american population agrees with its illegality, thanks mainly to these reasons: 1. It is perceived as addictive, when in reality it is no more addictive than alcohol, and many would argue that it is less so. 2. There is widespread controversy over its medical use. While marijuana has yeilded considerable medical benefits, they are not widely accepted well enough. 3. It has been historically linked with narcotics, such as cocaine, to increase fear and doubt regarding it. 4. It is associated with unfashionable lifestyles. Many have been lead to believe that if you smoke weed, you automatically will become a loser pothead with no motivation, when in most cases this is completely untrue. 5. It was associated with oppressed ethnic groups, such as Latinos and African-Americans. This helped with the process of making it illegal, during a time in which racism and discrimination were commonly accepted. 6. It has been illegal for a fairly long time in our country (the USA), and many choose not to argue with the status quo. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but it doesn't really seem like there is any GOOD reason for its illegality. It's not like the government is protecting the American populous by making it illegal.
*applauds #155*
Before any one on here can say that marijuana is a bad thing read this http://www.onlinepot.org/grow/jack1.htm That is everything there is to know about marijuana and the facts and myths about it, so please, before you start talking out of your ass do a little research first.
you know not everything on the internet is true retard some bored pothead probably wrote that.
Wow how did this fml become a debate
The same way they ALL do.
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"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
YDI for doing pot