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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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lmmmr 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:13

"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

Katzilla_dances 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:51

YDI for doing pot

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Juggalokid420 1

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:34

I love how all these people think marijuana is a bad thing when the founding fathers of the United States smoked it, and the main reason it was made illegal in the first place was because William Randolph Hearst saw it as a threat to his oil company, because the plant in it's entirety can be used to make a cleaner, safer form of oil than he was making. Watch the movie Totally Baked, you'll learn something.

Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:13

Yeah, that and the guy that owns the lumber industry saw it as a threat because you can make paper and cloth out of it. :3

EcGyMz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:43

why are you smoking pot? huh how about that.

janaaa 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:45

lol at "doing pot" as # 2 says. everybody saying he deserves it for smoking weed and that smoking weed is bad, is ignorant.

yesmy_love 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:50

DUDE..... that sucks. i feel for you... well at least now they know so you won't have to lie about it anymore.

TonyHighwind 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:59

That SUCKS. You better tell your boy to watch it with the dime dropping.

bri_agd 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:00

This sounds almost exactly like what happened to one of my exboyfriends a while back... YDI, and so did he.

lolfml_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:00

lmfao i love how everyone is calling you a pothead. they don't know how many times you've smoked. i used to smoke like once a month that does not make me a pothead at all, but apparently if you smoke more than once you're a pothead.

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:01

If you're doing something illegal, you forfeit the right to complain when you're caught and chewed out on it. Especially by your parents (I'm going to assume you're still living with them, under their roof, under their rules). Still, you've got kind of a lame friend if he would decide to offer you up so quickly. You deserve this, but that particular part does suck a little.

mike2012 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:12

To clear some arguments up. Weed cannot kill you itself. The decisions you make while high is what is dangerous, (think before you post random BS). It also should not be illegal, is the government makde it legal then they could contoll what is going in the weed so it is not laced with anything like PCP or anything else. thats my opinion. Also its not a YDI is the OP wants to do weed than let that person, no one else has any buisness in the OP's life to tell their parents for them. if i was the OP i would kick the friends parents ass not his friend becasue some of you said kick the friends ass, but why the OP's friend did nothing wrong its the friends parents. Think before you post BS comments you igorant ass holes.