Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall.... - FML

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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You deserved it 2 508

By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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You deserved it 987

By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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Top comments

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

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kayladance101 13

Monday 18 January 2010 3:06

im not gonna say YDI for not wearing pants, but cmon. seriously?

SumKid_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:13

Lol. Ur retarded for not wearing any.

Hugorgy 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:25

The choice of wearing underwear or not really isn't the point of the post. If the friend de-pantsed the OP while also pulling down her underwear too, it would be the same thing. How was she supposed to know her friend was going to do that and to wear underwear. Undergarments aren't the main focus since, in public, people aren't supposed to see them... that's why it's UNDERgarments. Besides, you can go to the mall without trying on pants, so it's not gross. Those you say YDI for not wearing underwear have never tried going commando.

idkweird 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:23

Ive tried it. I hate it, and it's uncomfortable. Though, I don't care if other people do it. Doesn't affect me. It just isn't comfy for me, personally.

crappydays 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:26

Did the carpet match the drapes?

humorizer 14

Monday 18 January 2010 3:56

No, but the upholstery does.

Nic_hole 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:27

hahaha that suxx

alexia2468975310 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:30

r u girl or boy???

Boooosh 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:36

Your friend pants you....... so they put some pants on you in the mall? Should probably check your submission before submitting it. Just a thought.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 18 January 2010 6:52

To "pants" someone means to pull their pants down....

area51avenger 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:45

read the replies and you would know that "pants"ing someone is to pull their pants off

youdidwhatnow 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:48

I hope you weren't in the food court when that happened. Those poor people, if the OP was.

Bansheethekilla 2

Monday 18 January 2010 10:13

why not #50. im sure lots of men woulda dug her taco. Lol

stevendsi 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:44

lol

bubber 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:49

First, punch your friend in the nose, that should square you two. Second, explain that there is a time and place to pull down a womans pants. Any part of the mall where you can be seen is not one of them.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 2 March 2012 2:38

Oh yes it is... or am I the only one with voyeuristic tendancies.

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