Miscellaneous: Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach... - FML

By kewlcat - 16/07/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

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kewlcat 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:35

ok , first of all, its not fake. second of all, i was actually sleeping, more just like, resting, with my eyes closed. also, i live in vancouver which is just above seattle, so we have beaches and we dont get snow. aaand yes it is really funny to see, just make sure you don't let them get you back ;)

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ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:02

well... lmao thats all i got...

fml98kevin 4

Saturday 18 December 2010 6:39

beach not bench dumbass

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ledzeppfan77 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:05

What a waste of cheetohs tssk tssk

writergirl23 19

Monday 26 March 2012 6:04

Hey! Bird poop in your hair is good luck remember?

DarthIronbat 5

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:23

I mean it was pretty funny, and you would've done the same thing if you were in his position. Now get back at him!

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