By kewlcat - 16/07/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML
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kewlcat tells us more.

ok , first of all, its not fake. second of all, i was actually sleeping, more just like, resting, with my eyes closed. also, i live in vancouver which is just above seattle, so we have beaches and we dont get snow. aaand yes it is really funny to see, just make sure you don't let them get you back ;)

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ithedarkknight 0

well... lmao thats all i got...

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This is ******* hilarious and i am trying this on someone regardless.

Miss_delaney 0

juuuust like in the commercial papa chester would be proud

donovanrammstein 3

i hear guano is great for hair conditioner. no, wait, that's sperm...

Abirys 0

Lol I wonder what ur enemies do?

Kristoffer 35

I know what his intent was - to mess up your tan by making small circles all over it. But he needs to think about what happens when you put food out at the beach. The flying rats aka seagulls will eat it.

And I raaan, I ran so far awaaaaaay... Couldn't get away

ASpocksky 0

What kind of friends do you hang out with? 5 year olds? FYL.

thatswutshesaid7 0

u should rub ur hair all over ur friend. then take a shower.

YDI. You should know how tempting it is to tease a girl wearing a bikini (especially when she's sleeping)(and especially when she's pretty, dunno if you are though).