Money: Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting...

By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By Alexxicks - 05/03/2020 12:02

Today, I was asked a security question by my bank's app when I tried using it after a year. After two to three wrong attempts, I got it correct with the answer, "Myself." The question was, "Who was your childhood friend?" FML

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Computer says no

By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By T. - 30/09/2010 14:07 - Australia

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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Bad admin

By selmar wick - 03/12/2021 05:01 - Angola

Today, my bank sent me a message, saying that they'd disabled my account. To reactivate it, I need the account number, and I can't find it. FML

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Pile on

By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 01:07 - United States - Crown Point

Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML

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By Jordan - 29/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

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Love is in the air

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 02:00

Today, I work in a call centre for telecommunications and someone called in to ask about a payment on their account. I meant to ask them if they had checked their online banking statement, but instead I asked them if they had checked their online dating profile. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:02

lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a

demolitionloverf 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

hahaja

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imbordsoimhere 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:22

YDI fag

_IHeartMusic_ 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:42

LMFAO xD

Kitkatrehab 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:19

It is not from south park- it's originally from Samwell! Makes it all the more funny-go google it :D

KHunnyBear 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:44

That's why you make your security questions about your childhood pets or something.

Lil_Lewy 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:25

that's actualy a pretty good idea if you think about it though! nobody would think of that!

pumpkin093 7

Friday 1 July 2011 2:20

i agree your life sucks XD

soph_i3 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:53

omg i would so make that my security q too

shana13 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:20

yep I favorited this one(:

LauraKilledKenny 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:41

That is the funniest thing ever! Guess who's changing all her security passwords to that now! And btw anyone making a South Park reference instead of knowing that it came from a video on YouTube you are honestly retarded. Look, I have a freaking Cartman icon and I even knew that.

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:56

THAT IS NO FML!!! As long as it was the epic Tosh.0 Rockwell featuring Josh Homme version that you had in mind. If it's the original...well, forget it.