Health: Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell....

By not jacked - 20/04/2016 11:35 - United States - East Hartford

Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML

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Same thing different taste

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

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By Me - 19/11/2015 22:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while bench pressing at the gym, I noticed my spotter had spit hanging from his mouth right above me. When I tried to warn him about it, he ignored me and told me to finish the set. When the drool fell in my mouth, I was startled and dropped the 175 weights and bar on my chest. FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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By MarcusJones713 - 08/04/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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llamarrama01 21

Thursday 21 April 2016 0:09

Yes, because the absolute FIRST thought I have when I see a friend is "Oh golly, how can I injure them today?"

Serenity77 11

Thursday 21 April 2016 0:07

What the **** made him think doing that was a good idea?

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it___happens 12

Thursday 21 April 2016 0:30

Bruh is that friend your actual friend though?

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 21 April 2016 0:31

The only job of a spotter is to make sure you DON'T injure yourself.

JetCyclone27 18

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:01

My friend broke his toe by dropping a dumbbell on it because someone snuck behind him and scared him

Estelle101_fml 13

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:21

The spotter is supposed to keep you from dying not do the opposite!!!

OptimusSlime 23

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:41

Your friend is a dick

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:57

You might want to brush him up on what "spotting" means. He's doing it wrong.

ScarletteEve 33

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:19

Yeah, brush him up black and blue.

thearronaut 10

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:18

your 'friend' is garbage, leave him in the past

KickAss73 12

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:28

What in the actual ****! You could have seriously injured yourself. Your friend shouldn't be allowed in the gym

musdesimd 18

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:35

This is scary; waaaay too many fmls with lousy spotters; there should b training sessions for spotters at the rate ppl are injuring themselves at the gym