Intimacy: Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows...

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By spastic hardon - 12/12/2013 21:01 - Australia - Templestowe

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

Wuuper 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

nice friend

Comments

cookie_3008 4

Monday 28 March 2011 4:37

...and thats how serial killers are made. (wait til he finds out)

makkwheel 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:41

that's some friend you got their.! I'd tell her to go rot in a hole && make her go home.

vetraykint 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:53

well then you a son of a bitch

darkcrave 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:33

record him doing it and show him

cricketlover 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:35

lmao, that's too jokes :)

suckmyassitsmell 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:46

****. I thought you sounded different. I guess it was just too good to be true.

SpicyGrass 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:12

"So, mom, how did you meet dad?"

djtkdking 3

Monday 28 March 2011 6:20

nice friend

Thatswhatshesaid_fml 3

Monday 28 March 2011 6:41

what comes around comes around if you know what I mean ;P

Thatswhatshesaid_fml 3

Monday 28 March 2011 6:43

Goes around lol

Dinkledorf 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:44

Don't have phone sex, You might get hearing aids!

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