Intimacy: Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows...

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By spastic hardon - 12/12/2013 21:01 - Australia - Templestowe

Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

Wuuper 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

nice friend

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TheXTG8680 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:52

I wanna meet this friend. I need a freaky female friend around.

Quyzl 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:20

He sounds dreamy.

robwilliams 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:42

LOL

DeadOnArrivall 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:43

just talk so much dirty to him until he gets disgusted... works all the time

dansco 24

Monday 28 March 2011 7:45

Seems you friend is quite mental! Having phone sex with some weirdo just to get at you... I'd change my number and my friend before her or the creep kill you :(

jandee 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:49

I would Be Pissed D=! but its too Funny. FYL.

robwilliams 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:40

I don't know how to say this but this gave me a boner..................

Xxak907xX 0

Monday 28 March 2011 9:04

I have a friend with a stalker. While he went away to do something in class, she would get up and go through his stuff. And when she found out he had a girlfriend, she randomly punched him in the face for "cheating on her". Yeah, that girl was crazy

leearm104 4

Monday 28 March 2011 9:16

Your friend sounds like a *****. Is she single?

ihasbrains 10

Monday 28 March 2011 10:17

I know how to solve this. Confront him...then tell him it wasn't you that had phone sex with him. It was your friend, who stole your phone because she is madly in love with him, and was doubtful of how he may react to her feelings for him. And hook them up. I think that would fix both of your problems.