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By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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Geicogecko 2

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i literally laughed for three straight minutes after reading this :)

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yeahiknow0 0

Haha this fml made me laugh.

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ZacharyorAndrew 0

so what? y wood u try this? socks are flammable

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SadinSherman 16

I think you were pranked by your friend.

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theblackishkid1 6

not to mention socks are flammable...

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bella789 8

1.socks are flammable? 2. thats ******* discus-ting. 3. you have no life if you jack off in sock? freak.

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Jazzalyn 10

Someone's probably said this already but "inflammable" and "flammable" actually mean the same thing. (Somewhat confusing, but it's English.)

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YacL 15

you just killed hundreds and hundreds of potential children!

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purpleninjaa 0

for them to be children they need an egg ! dumbass lmfao

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