Today, my friend was complaining about how she did not like Mexican...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was complaining about how she did not like Mexican food. Confused, I asked her whether she had even had Mexican food, to which she replied, “Yeah, I mean I’ve had Taco Bell.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 145

You deserved it 257

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Geography

By Fhhmylifeman - 11/04/2021 11:00

Today, I invited my Peruvian girlfriend to my parent’s house for dinner. They decorated the house with Mexican flag and Fiesta lanyards, and bought Taco Bell. My girlfriend is vegetarian and had to explain to them that no, Peru is not a city in Mexico. It’s been 3 hours and she won’t pick up her calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 167

You deserved it 225

Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 974

You deserved it 102

By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 683

You deserved it 6 270

By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 902

You deserved it 3 965

By Jimseagoon - 03/09/2018 20:30

Today, my wife took me to Taco Bell for the first time. I said, "Isn't this where all those FMLs happen to people?" She said, "You'll be fine." I am writing this from the toilet. I am not fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 849

You deserved it 443

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 01:49 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 985

You deserved it 25 922

Dumbass

By Ihatepol - 16/10/2021 08:03

Today, a lady asked for a refund for a taco kit because inside the box was just tortillas, seasoning and sauce. When I pointed out the text in small letters that she had to provide her own ingredients, she told my manager I disrespected her by making her feel stupid. I was written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 271

You deserved it 75

By MexicanMe - 14/09/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 618

You deserved it 3 125

By ice4eva - 21/06/2019 14:05

Today, I was eating pizza and I started bitching about how our campus doesn't have any healthy food choices, and that I was forced to eat this disgusting, greasy pizza. My friend then pointed out that I was standing next to the salad bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 501

You deserved it 3 550

Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 877

You deserved it 333

Chadpitalism 5

Tuesday 12 March 2019 20:04

How is this even an FML? lmao. like. the only way it affected your life is realizing your friend doesnt like stereotypical Mexican food.

Aphrodite 20

Tuesday 12 March 2019 20:40

And this is an FML how? lol

Comments

Chadpitalism 5

Tuesday 12 March 2019 20:04

How is this even an FML? lmao. like. the only way it affected your life is realizing your friend doesnt like stereotypical Mexican food.

dasin 18

Thursday 14 March 2019 19:14

becuase you disnt make abetter one

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 March 2019 20:25

I have a feeling authentic Mexican food would be wasted on her. If you want to eat exotic, international cuisine, take her to Panda Express.

tigergirl94 19

Wednesday 13 March 2019 11:49

I hated that place personally

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 March 2019 15:38

Taco Bell or Panda Express?

Aphrodite 20

Tuesday 12 March 2019 20:40

And this is an FML how? lol

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 March 2019 23:48

It’d be like having a friend who is so hideous, you can’t be seen with them in public! What are you gonna do on Taco Tuesday? FML, indeed!

Levi2411 41

Tuesday 12 March 2019 20:46

It's okay, she can be like me. Someone who is large part mexican and doesn't like mexcian food. Nor knows spanish. The jokes in my family are endless. I am the poor man representative for my heritage.