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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:38

Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

nickdaniels 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:37

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...

Comments

sampowell 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:25

did you read the other comments dip shit. it clearly explains the recess thing.

badtiming246 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:34

i do actually think this person is in elementary school. they don't seem older & the the name 'da man' .... my guess would be 5th grade...

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Friday 3 April 2009 0:23

Im in year 11 and we have recess and lunch. Do you go into court and call the judges babies for suggesting a 15 minute recess?

Etc80 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:55

Here in Norway we have recess until we're 18/19 years old. Stop bitching about that. IIIII just wonder what happened neeext.

MiseryLotus 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:54

I'm in 8th grade and we have recess, so STFU. Hell, he might be referring to a break between classes.

meowmeowmeow7 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:10

8th grade is still young, derp herp

fmlroxmysocks 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:20

what i want to know is what you did in the first place for the principal to be tapping your shoulder. I'm in 8th grade and, other than the occassional "hello" and nod of aknowledgment, I have never spoken with my principal. He wouldn't just walk around unless he was looking for you.

blackwolf213 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:54

In my high school, if you a junior you are allowed to leave campus to smoke, or go to the store and get real food. And some people call it recess

Somebody52 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:42

Here at my school recess stops in fourth grade. So, what grade are you in? Obviousely different schools are different and there are countrys other then the USA so, yah. But this still makes me curiouse about your age. And wouldn't you be able to tell it wasn't your friend? Wouldn't an old guy have bigger hands? And wrinklyer-ish?

fear_is_here 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:23

Recess? Are you like 10 really and who's so immature to tap you on the shoulder all day you should have slugged him and it's the principal not the president little girl

CassandraBear93 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:27

Im kind of jealous, either this kid is 8 or hes like the other lucky bastards in here who get recess even in grade 10 or 11..... I havent had recess since I was in 5th grade...im in 11th grade now.. yep it sucks