Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping...

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:38

Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

nickdaniels 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:37

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...

Comments

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:17

whoa recess? that's like elementary school! enjoy it while you have it, i hated it but now i'm in 8th grade and wish we still got to go outside!

nomnomsean 0

Friday 3 July 2009 4:15

you guys are so ignorant. just cause they're young doesn't mean it's not bad. he elbowed his principle. jeeze

metalboyd 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:23

well all and all your friend got the last luagh

hayitskristen 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:17

lol i love how the first thing people started going off on was the recess thing well i can tell you i live in newfoundland too and even the highschools around here usually have recess during the day. just because this person has a different school system doesn't mean you get the right to go off and call him a baby..?

TuucciZ 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:50

How about, "Hey, I don't like you doing that. Could you please stop it?". YDI.

michael32123 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:38

he lives in Canada (fail) highschoolers still get recess there

frostee1 0

Friday 19 February 2010 7:33

dude guys from Canada are hot Alex Evans ever heard of him? SEXXXYYY!!!

samanthajennifer 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:06

umm bys im 16 in highscool ? and i still have recess, and lunch . every in newfoundland people from k-12 have recess and lunch breaks lmfao .

28_3_17 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:34

Every single public school in NZ has recess. However, we call it interval. Also my principal felt happy randomly stopping me in the hallway and ruining my day by talking to me about random crap