Transportation: Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car.... - FML

By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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Superadie 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:10

Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

Hahaha feeling loved?

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Wankfuck09 0

Monday 27 April 2009 19:35

LOL arsehole friend XD

Root123 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 12:21

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

cheapshoes13 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:31

awe, did you do something?

ohhboyy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:14

LMFALMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!

PredyJessica 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:00

I don't find this funny at all..what kind of dumbass friend does that.

protooler31 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:47

that's why you should always tell the officer what you're reaching for when you go to reach for something....

JokerXero 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:00

he should have tazed you LOL, and he would have been within his rights too!!!!

petedawg 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:53

ahahaha this is probably some of the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life

KiwiGrimm 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:41

AHAHAHA!! FAVE

WhyworldWhy 0

Friday 25 September 2009 23:01

he was just teasing or kidding relax don't take life so seriously

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