By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
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cudi504 4

How did you let them figure that out?

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KittyKatGirl 14

You know, it's this kind of thing that lets that form? ink clogs up the pores, which causes acne, I would not be suprised if that shape formed from last time your friends drew on you, and gets worse after this.

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Thisismypchere 8

OP could have been at the beach or something.

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polarice24 2

EEW YOU HAVE BACKNE. take a short sicko.

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mgsoloist 14

My friend has the big dipper on her chest if you include her nips in the constellation. And it's freckles though not zits.

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skimonkey96 0

At least it's not a small penis.

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HomeAl0ne 20

I hope they at least squeezed the one at the top and gave you a happy ending.

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Cheylea 10

Ever heard of body wash? Maybe soap? That stuff seems to clear up back acne pretty fast... Even penis acne.

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HushHushKeeKat 0

Makeup covers ugly up pretty fast I've heard... Try it sometime.

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trixy81 10

This here, ladies and gents, is a triple FYL. Bacne? Poor fella. Penis shaped bacne? Ew. Friends that play connect the dots with your bacne. WTF..?

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kitsune3 20

The latter is what I was stuck on. First of all, that's just gross, and if somebody's the kind of person who would do that, I'd prefer not to let them near me.

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SHANK_a_F00 4

So you would rather have it on your stomach or chest? .........

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BellaMarta 19

Back boner. Super sexy. lol

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sierralovesyou 0

Oh yeah... Hot stuff

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