By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
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cudi504 4

How did you let them figure that out?

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nikl 6

Get a life you nerd. Now see you wouldn't like someone saying something like that to you

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baseballlegitly0 2

makes your real penis look small eh hahaha

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clw1740 0

I want to know why your friends are playing connect the dots with your pimples.. Kinda messed up.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Well, they actually started off playing Wack-a-Mole on his back, but then they realised those were actually malignant melanomas so they decided to switch games.

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angrymexican 8

They were at a restaurant and the kids menu had no games, they had to improvise

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Havin 19

For someone who's had 25 FMLs rejected you're pretty optimistic. You're pretty and optimistic! See what I did there?

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Havin 19

For someone whos had 25 FMLs rejected you're pretty optimistic. You're pretty and optimistic! See what I did there?

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every1luvsboners 11

You're obviously the Bacne God of Penis. This is a sign. I've been searching everywhere for you. You hold the key to eternal erections.

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flockz 19

27- you misspelled ******.

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Randy84 10

30- I'm pretty sure he intended to spell it that way... Allow me to define... Viagra- drug for erectile disfunction ( little blue pill that makes you hard) then there's ******- warm wet thing that my penis goes into after taking said blue pills.

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Randy84 10

Worst grammar Nazi EVER!!!

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flockz 19

27&50- i knew you meant viagra, and i meant ******. you have your opinion and i'll have mine. 51&53- i really, REALLY hope you're kidding. if you are, fine. if you're not, then **** you. seriously. i knew what viagra was when i was like 9.

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Beebow_fml 5

61-I knew what Viagra was when I was like 8, so ya, take that.

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angrymexican 8

I took it when I was seven, man was that a day

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Randy84 10

Flockz, kudos to you for knowing about Viagra at 9, did I at least help you out with that definition of ******?

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etphonehome10 0

haha how don't you know that it was Viagra not ******!!! FYL

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sheethapins 13

Am I the only one who saw the joke 30 was trying to make?

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chelseaaababyyy 17

107 - thank god you said something. it was annoying the hell out of me that people werent getting the joke. and trying to sound smart by 'correcting' him.

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flockz 19

i love smart people.^ thank you

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Beebow_fml 5

Randy84 is either a masterful troll, or a large dent in people's ability to detect sarcasm.

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every1luvsboners 11

Randy, you're a flaming tard that's looking for any opportunity to correct someone, and it backfired on your dumb-ass. It was an obvious joke. Remove the stick from your arse and think for a goddamned minute, ****-stick.

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Sgrocks 5

Um and why were they playing connect the dots with the pimples on your back??

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Skittlepickle 13

I wonder what the pimples on your face make?

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ikickgingers 15

I know all your favorite spots... And tonight we will connect the dots... Uhm no

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ikickgingers 15

The spill canvas. Nope, nobody? Anybody? Guess not :/

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