Miscellaneous: Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots"... - FML

By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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cudi504 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:06

How did you let them figure that out?

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:08

at least you have a big dick.

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lhgurlz 5

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:46

omfg hoggiebear!!!! that's my friends name!!! :D

Doortje 29

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:49

Check his back next time you see him.

WaylonD 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:51

I bet you were PTFO! And they played connect the dots with your back pimples! What about the sits on your ass? A ******?

dcg1375 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:53

Well at least it's pimples and not freckles or moles. Pimples will go away so you won't always have a connect the dot penis. Maybe one day it will be a connect the dot ******! Things to look forward to....

nastyness 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:59

You know proactiv works for backne, right?

Clubkicker_fml 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:07

It's a sign from God!

TheSmoothDude 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:14

What direction does it point?

J3R3MYY 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:07

Thatd be funny if it were pointin down... Lols

RHCPLover 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:20

omg that must have been so embarassing...FYL!

I_POKE_SMOT 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:20

Did they at least pop'em for ya?

echogekko 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:33

Moral: a man with a big zit penis has... A big penis?

wriptidez 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:49

no its not its a U

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