By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
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greeneyedpothead 10

Is it just me or does anyone else think kissing on the first date is a little too much too soon? That's just my opinion though.

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jenniiienyc 5

Sounds like a bitch to me. Couldn't she just say something like "Sorry, I don't kiss on first dates." Wow, some girls just genuinely suck.

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Dixbfloppin 11

I like it when girls just genuinely suck. (;

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captainburke 5

Sheesh, since when do people use NOT being intoxicated to get out of an awkward situation? I'm sorry op, that sucks and is awkward.

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jaytee1994 9

Never try and kiss in the first date!! Ad you DO NOT do it I a blind date. You kinda walked into that one. Sorry that she was so mean to say that tho OP /:

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Notyourrobot13 5

She could have said something nicer to avoid the kiss...

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KingCeltic77 18

Maybe she just doesn't kiss on the first date. Don't worry OP.

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DocBastard 38

Slick move, Casanova. As she walked away you should've yelled after her, "SO I GUESS A **** IS OUT OF THE QUESTION?" Sounds to me like she did you a favour. She sounds a bit prudish. No kissing on the first date? What is this, 1958?

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j_cat187 19

In this case using the word shagging in place of ******* would seem better. ******* sounds too aggressive.

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br0ccoli 14

Don't worry, OP. One day, you will find that special girl who loves you unconditionally, enemas and all.

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