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By Muralove - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Matawan

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

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By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 00:00

Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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khorstmye 15

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:12

Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!

LeavenSilva 27

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:11

Good friends...

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sofielouw 4

Thursday 14 May 2015 21:59

Vampire diaries finale birthday party?! Fancy dress

Rocky209 17

Thursday 14 May 2015 22:05

Happy birthday to the both of us then B) some friends though :/ hope you hav a good birthday!

Dean__Winchester 16

Thursday 14 May 2015 22:52

Can't they like record it or watch it online like most of America?

sarahmaxine 19

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:07

Cant they record it if they have dish or directtv??

alvarny 17

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:13

vampires suck

marlie01 18

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:23

Isn't that what dvr is for?!

Jayme5011 5

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:34

I think they lied to you because Vampire Diaries finale is on tonight,,, which is Thursday

HeWhoIsNameless 9

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:39

Those people aren't your friends. Please have a happy birthday and I hope it's happier without them.

greenfire 7

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:44

Vampire Diaries is on Thursday nights so...

TiggyBonkers 32

Thursday 14 May 2015 23:46

The Vampire Diaries is kinda a big deal bc Elena is finally dying for good and, uh, it's on a Thursday... Don't worry, you'll have another birthday, and maybe next time you'll have better friends that won't lie and have their priorities straight

pandalover69 26

Friday 15 May 2015 0:05

You watch the show obviously, her party is on Friday and the finale is tonight (Thursday). OP's friends are just assholes.

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