By biggs sprhro - 10/10/2015 04:25 - United States - Bryan

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML
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fullerkate3 17

**** that! You need to get your balls back

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JayGatsby 25

Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm

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Symantha23 25

Hahaha just don't set an alarm!!

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laden_swallow09 34

I don't know why this is getting downvoted. A guy has to get SOME recognition for the stuff he does, sexual or otherwise. A relationship is give and take after all, right? If the giving is one-sided as I'm inferring here, then there is literally no reason for him to stick around.

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juicy_extasy 25

Why not put an end to feeling uncomfortable? You have to blame yourself for this if you don't feel good about it and still do it anyway, especially if she doesn't do the same for you

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countryb_cth 38

And you agreed to this why? I wouldn't care if I was getting laid or anything like that I like my sleep. Dude you need to really put your foot down or she's gunna walk all over you.

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Thorzix 23

Well in this situation I think it's kind of safe to say she's probably already doing it.

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abbssterss 14

There's nothing wrong with being "whipped" , but there's everything wrong for just letting her get crazy and lazy and just use you , learn the difference dude .

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leogachi 15

@18 What's the difference? If being whipped isn't being used, then what is it?

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klutzyduck1 24

@32 A lot of people used whipped to denote any guy who is thoughtful towards his girlfriend. I dated a guy who would bring me lunch at work because we were in the middle of BFE and I didn't get breaks. His friends all called him whipped. Even him doing simple things like walking me home at night in the dark, so I'd be safe. He was just a really sweet, nice, thoughtful guy. His single friends resented my taking his time away from them. So that's the difference I've noted.

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laden_swallow09 34

The difference here is he does nice things for you because he wants to, 35. You never had to ask. OP's girlfriend is being ridiculous by making him go out of his way to do petty things that he bears no responsibility to. He's giving and she's taking, not both ways.

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HeartYou101 31

He sounds lovely #35! Sad to see you wrote that in the past tense though :(

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RecklessNapkin 16

Yea haha no she needs to do that shit hersef

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bbychii 20

wtf dump her if she does this much I wonder what other shit she's got you doing

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homtravel 10

So set the alarm loud enough to wake her up as well so she knows how annoying that can be. Give her a whipping good wake up alarm!

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