By off to the whorehouse, then - 31/03/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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PhilSnake22 13

Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.

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chocolatefrog28 29

As the best character in the whole series, she must think highly of you and your junk. Take it as a compliment.

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nix1993 41

Ouch, though you have to admit there's a lot of awesome in that small body... Maybe it's a compliment!

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tygerarmy 35

If you've read the books; there's another reason why Shae calls him her "giant of a Lannister."

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Enslaved 36

"A Lannister always pays his debts." Must be nice having such a trustworthy ****!

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zeemonster424 15

Dude, Tyrion has a LOT of sex. Maybe that's what's in store for your little Lion of Lannister.

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sonnyrosa 32

Hey at least she didn't nickname you Theon Greyjoy... spoiler alert... he doesn't have a penis anymore

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CSXIV 19

At least your nickname isn't Petyr Baelish.

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josiemorehouse 12

#28 - For some reason, I just think Petyr Baelish, aka Littlefinger, has a small winkie. I just don't see him as being well endowed. He just seems sly, manipulative, and weasely. Petyr has a little Petyr. :)

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live2loveurself 11

OMG HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING (no sarcasm)

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vlalam 24

Rofl... Well, Tyrion is a player and the one that constantly gets all the ladies, so have fun!!!

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