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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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Shit stirrer

By PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 27 March 2016 16:41

"So, we're gonna go to the game later, bro?" "You bet, you absolute stud!" "Whose car should we take?" "Well, mine has the most room in back! ;-)" "Uh, okay, that works." "Also we should have sex, and I'm flirting with you."

nzhx 23

Sunday 27 March 2016 16:34

Did she go through your phone?? I'd call that strike one on lack of trust. If she's that jealous and dramatic on a regular basis it may be time to either have a very serious talk, or to start calling her your ex girlfriend

Comments

rogerover 19

Sunday 27 March 2016 23:39

Man *****! JK

Mudge 11

Monday 28 March 2016 0:58

dump Dat ho

uzumakinurto 13

Monday 28 March 2016 4:17

she is just looking for a fight projecting her insecurity on to you. all it takes is dating one Douche bag and girls will assume we are all that way..

sarcasmismyno1 22

Monday 28 March 2016 5:56

Dat bitch cray

Amz1200 17

Monday 28 March 2016 6:30

sounds like she is a little too insecure with herself, you, or the relationship as a whole. if you have never given her valid reason to be jealous and insecure.. it may be time to reevaluate. also if she is so worried about you cheating on her... ask to look at her phone if she goes through yours. if she won't let you.. could be a huge sign there!

amsterdamgirl 20

Monday 28 March 2016 6:34

well duh1l

MrLonelyHertz 23

Monday 28 March 2016 9:19

Should've put "no ****" in there somewhere. That way you're covered. lmao

tomvertigo 17

Monday 28 March 2016 10:33

There are two layers to this FML, one of which you glossed over. If she is going through your personal messages first and foremost, there is a problem. I'd be livid because she has zero right to snoop. Secondly, if she can't handle flirting it solidifies in my mind that she is incredibly insecure, hence the snooping from before. Flirting is not ******* - it's normal. I've been happily married for seven years and I regularly flirt with women but my wife knows it's her I love and no one else.

angelnursery 18

Monday 28 March 2016 17:15

Flirting with people other than your SO isn't actually normal but uh, whatever floats your (and your probably insecure and hurt wife's) boat.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 29 March 2016 16:15

I think it depends on the relationship - if it is just the way the friendship is then I think that is okay - as long as the SO is ok with it. E.g. sometimes gay friends flirt with straight friends and so on and it is meant ot be a bit of a joke.