By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I would feel sorry for the poor dear if she didn't make such a shallow excuse.

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Mikeymikey 4

well there's only one thing left to do!!! Give her another black eye 0_o

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Spyrunner 0

She's going to blame you for everything in the future. Do you really want that?

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Iissosmart 5

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrys

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fakkumairaifu 14

Wow, what bullshit. Try harder next time you decide to fake an FML, asshole.

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LowLives 9

I don't get this how she got a black eye from walking into a door most people just bump their forehead when they walk into a door and it doesn't really leave that nasty of a bruise to be passed off as a beating so unless your girlfriend has lady gaga bad romance eyes or shes super short and walked into the door knob are you dating a midget or a 5 year old?

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xNephilim 18

You know, there's this nice thing called punctuation. Makes it a whole lot easier to understand what the hell you're saying. Anyway, it's very possible to get a black eye from running into a door. Just because you have no clue doesn't mean other people are at fault. Also, there's nothing wrong with dating a "midget". A 5 year old, yes. Sick and wrong. But a midget? No. They're just people as well.

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iateapenguin 27

I got a black eye at my boyfriend's house from falling onto the headboard. Shit happens. I didn't blame it on him though -_- get rid, OP

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EvilDave 13

Time to run, not walk, away from that relationship.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Somehow I actually think more people will think you beat her if she went around saying "she walked into a door" than if she said "he beats me".... Walking into a door is domestic abused favorite lie

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partyman007 0

u should hit her cuz every one already thinks u do any way and shes a bitch for saying that

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Flinlock 0

Justin Beiber's door fail is HILARIOUS! And OP I feel for ya, my ex did a similar thing - She got pissed and punched a hole in the wall at her mom's house, then blamed it on me :(

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sadieemfc 2

what a twat! girls suck.

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