LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping...

By SweetStuff88 - 15/11/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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The ultimate betrayal

By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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In the dark

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML

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flockz 19

Thursday 15 November 2012 18:57

now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:00

Now that's what I call double-dribbling.

Comments

trueblue170 13

Friday 16 November 2012 11:46

So you wouldn't mind if she was cheating on you with a girl? *facepalm*

NYCBOII123 7

Friday 16 November 2012 12:15

Well, on the bright side, at least she admitted to you before you found out. [instert awkward half smile here]

Levvy 22

Friday 16 November 2012 15:53

You don't exactly deserve it, but if you're going to be okay with one form of cheating, you're a hypocrite not to be okay with another.

Brain_on_logic 2

Friday 16 November 2012 16:26

While it was awful of her to cheat on you, you're still a bit of a hypocrite. Cheating isn't okay even if she cheats on you with another girl.

moneyisaprobem 1

Friday 16 November 2012 18:02

blah, blah, blah, "OP a hypocrite." Girl on girl isn't cheating unless they used strap-ons. Fact.

msilikegrapes 8

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:36

I'm team manager:D they call me water bitch

winkydog4056 16

Saturday 17 November 2012 4:06

Yes, cheating is an evil thing. No argument there! No doubt I'm going to get grief for this....does it ever occur to anyone that cheating is NOT only the cheaters doing!? The MAIN reason people cheat is they're NOT gettin' what they need from their psrtners. Rarely is it about sex - it's going out to get what's missing.

Zacham 5

Sunday 18 November 2012 5:50

cheaters pissed me off. sorry fyl

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 19:26

Um, I'd have thought you'd be pissed off either way. It doesn't matter how "hot" you think it is for her to have slept with another girl, she still disregarded the bond that was only supposed to be between the two of you. Think with the head that's above your shoulders.