LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping...

By SweetStuff88 - 15/11/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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The ultimate betrayal

By nick - 23/08/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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In the dark

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML

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flockz 19

Thursday 15 November 2012 18:57

now she has her hands on balls on and off the court.

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 15 November 2012 19:00

Now that's what I call double-dribbling.

Comments

doglover100 28

Friday 16 November 2012 1:48

You deserve better, cheaters suck.

pogue36 5

Friday 16 November 2012 3:24

**** that bitch in the ass, then leave her.

lulzcoaster 3

Friday 16 November 2012 4:28

wow everyone is so onesided on this whole cheating thing, everyone knows girls dont count BECAUSE THREESOME but guys count cuz THEY CAN STEAL THE GIRL. jeezus

manicethemage 9

Friday 16 November 2012 4:31

Unless you're bi.

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 4:38

At least it wasn't the coach. That happened at my high school. The coach and the player ran off and got married. He left behind a daughter a year older than his new wife. Lovely, huh. His name was Lester. Really.

newbiehere99 6

Friday 16 November 2012 4:48

Dumbass people who try and be rude but can't spell and use improper grammar are considered losers in my book.

Jaxx66 21

Friday 16 November 2012 5:21

Whoa whoa. Newbie, calm yourself. One: you just subjected those around you to a run-on sentence. Two; you're the one being the rude asshole. Three: wtf even made you comment on that when he was just making a statement and not insulting anyone who doesn't deserve it! Cheaters are losers and a slew of other names, when did they come back up to being part of the human race to deserve to have equal rights?