Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it...

By Henry - 11/11/2011 22:29 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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goldfishgod 20

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:08

Down, boy.

Randuhh_17 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:14

Should've had a v8...

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:47

She needs to listen more critically to Webbie' song, "Back Up, Bitch!"

missmia18 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:52

I wanna have sex but I'm only 12

christen09 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:51

you shouldn't even be on this website kid

missmia18 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:55

any body want me

vbgrlLT2 0

Friday 6 April 2012 7:04

ZombieLoveA 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 19:00

Ahah what mood killer xD

micaela_25 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:19

Wow haha I would be so mad at my boyfriend if he did that!

Tara_74656 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:30

i wouldn't be... so long as we were a bit farther away from the wall.

fiblydinkerton 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:18

That's freakin hilarious

wittygirl 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:06

Like a boss

mightymart 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 9:28

Youre a ******* douchebag, why would you pull her hair like that? Thats just low and disrespectful, i hope she punched you in the balls for that

tri4realz 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:20

Love the pic man roflmao

mistressmadness 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 9:32

Way to go sport.

AliciaMarie516 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 10:04

Wow, that sucks, lol. But, if there is a next time, you'll know not to pull so hard.

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