Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it...

By Henry - 11/11/2011 22:29 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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goldfishgod 20

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:08

Down, boy.

Randuhh_17 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:14

Should've had a v8...

Comments

neilsc 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 11:26

is it weird that I still find that hot? aggressive is good ;) but no really did you cheek and see if she is ok and then keep going?

Tara_74656 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 20:33

nope not weird. i'm on board with this line of thinking...

crimsonkid007 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:55

I bet that didn't stop her from having a great time haha

jaff23 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 12:42

donkey punch!

jobsman99 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 12:55

Do her anal, that will take her mind off of her head hurting.

robc32ca 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 13:15

Just wait until it's her turn!

jillyj98 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 13:23

Whoopsie!

NorCalStoner707 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 14:03

That's awsome

YouDeserveWorse 6

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:24

Pop quiz,your girl smacks her face on solid wood.keep going like nothing happened or get blue balls,keep going bro

oceaneyes01 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:50

i feel bad for a dog!!!

icic6772 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:55

She was the one pulling down too much.

andanotherthing 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 17:44

You're about as smooth as sandpaper, dude. You're lucky she didn't return the favor by grabbing your skull and smashing it on the table.

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