Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a...

By Shrimpy - 16/03/2019 20:00

Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 12:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

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By msamberjade - 30/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation". FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Tuesday 22 January 2019 0:28

As they had no permission to film you masturbating nor permission to pass the video around, you can take legal action against them. Time to hire an attorney and take them to court.

404wan 19

Saturday 16 March 2019 20:28

who the **** would do something like that... take them to court.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Sunday 17 March 2019 0:54

Shouldn't your girlfriend already know you have a small penis?

hootrood 9

Sunday 17 March 2019 1:17

Take them to court. What they did is highly illegal. The situation still sucks though. I wish you the best man.

Darcie Kleino 5

Sunday 17 March 2019 2:44

If you are under 18 then they distributed child pornography which is huge. Break up with her ASAP and call the police.

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 17 March 2019 4:05

They're parking their car over there. See the difference?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 17 March 2019 6:11

Either you were wearing headphones or you were jerking off with the door ajar, because I can't imagine them walking in on you and being that silent. Either way, definitely take legal action against them, and start being aware of your surroundings.

power_in_the_now 19

Sunday 17 March 2019 9:27

Leo Gort- I am going to guess he didn’t hear them if he had on any sort of headphone at the time, like if he was watching something to help himself out.

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 17 March 2019 10:44

Why would your girlfriend be involved in something like that? Also, they have very likely broken a lot of laws not only by filming you in that situation without your consent but by forwarding it to others and I suggest a trip to the police. Your (hopefully ex) girlfriend deserves no loyalty if she was involved in this.

Jessica Haugen 4

Sunday 17 March 2019 10:45

I am sorry but it sounds like u need to break up with her someone that cares about u would not let there friends do that to u, u deserve a lot better and the one that u r meant to be with will not care about the size as long as u know how to use it right...!! 😁😁😁